This happened to me the other day! It was a shock to say the least. Regular coke does weird things to teeth!

Thirded. The panache bra is incredible. Also, I'm a 32DDD but can fit into the Lulu Lemon Tata Tamer bra (which goes up to 40DD as well I believe) and it's actually pretty roomy and comfortable.

Conversely, I waited until I was 17 and then slutted it up a bit (it's ok if I refer to myself that way right?? Age doesn't have much of a correlation to sluttiness, in my opinion.

Because no one has EVER pretended to be interested in someone else to get something from them, i.e. food, blow jobs, attention. What kind of world would we live in if everyone engaged in this boorish behavior!

Give me all of them! I don't care if I can't have dogs in my apartment, I will sneak all of them in, every day. And they can all sleep in my bed with me. Puppehs!

We can't be letting no old, pregnant bitches up in here.

I'm a 32DDD (read: FREAKSHOW boobs) and I buy all of my bras at Nordstrom and online. The Chantelle bras are about one million dollars appiece, but it's worth it. They hold up forever, and also don't look like grandma bras. You can actually wear low cut shirts. I'm 24, I'm not wearing a bali bra, thanks. Whenever…

My best friend went off birth control and didn't get so much as a spot for over a year. Then randomly one day, the period returned and is back to regularly scheduled programming. Come to think of it, I went off birth control about two months ago and haven't seen anything yet. Not that I mind.

I know a person who used to tweet for her. I'm pretty sure he made $10 an hour.

wait, what? I'm thinking about going copper IUD because hormones are making me crazy and I've been on the pill for the past eight years nonstop. I'm used to not getting periods though. IUD= worse?

I've heard glass shards do wonders.

You know this is going on Page 1 of the baby scrapbook.

Once I was having a conversation with a guy at the farmer's market about how to help the environment. He was snarkily telling a meat eater that being a vegetarian is the single best way for an individual to help the Earth. Meat eater told him, "I disagree. Not having children is the best way". This, and I am…

I am convinced changing sleep patterns is impossible. At a past job, I worked four days a week, 7am-6pm (it was awesome and the world should work this way). I thought for sure I'd eventually learn to become more of a morning person getting up at 5:30am every day, but no. I still went to bed at 1am no matter what. …

I need Emma Roberts' dress to be approximately two inches shorter. Otherwise, I love.

The soda stream is the best invention in the world. We got my mom one for her birthday, and let me tell you. Did you want some fizzy orange juice? Some carbonated green tea? THE MOST BUBBLE FILLED WATER YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE?

I am confident that nothing good has ever happened in Ohio.

"What do you MEAN you didn't get my texts about bringing the pigs in a blanket and crudite platter!? Now what are we going to nosh on?"

Syracuse> Penn State

Any enemy of a Buckeye, is a friend of mine. Hearted.