I have celiac disease. Along with lactose intolerance. It's a lot easier to get by now than it was even three years ago, thanks to gluten free becoming trendy. The only thing that truly depresses me is not drinking beer. Yes, there are gluten free beers, but sometimes a girl just wants to drink a miller lite at a…

It does get kind of exhausting, I think I will avoid this show and any subsequent posts about it.

Perhaps they create catalogs for the auctions? Everybody likes a good takeaway right?

I remember having the same thought when I went to the bathroom when I was like 10. But I can honestly say I viewed my body as a vehicle to climb trees with and scrape up until I was 10 and started getting boobs. Then the self hate started. I wish that I could still view it as utilitarian. Or, as Regina says "I've…

A very good friend of mine was babysitting two little girls, aged four and six. The six year old complained that when she sat down, her thighs touched, and her friend's legs don't do that. When my friend tried to explain that there are different body types and she was very healthy and shouldn't worry about that, the…

Bandit Longfellow. If that's not a winner I don't know what is.

I spent two years of my life being miserably ill because I was unknowingly eating things that I can't have. I also lost 30 pounds in those two years. Half the reason it took so longer to figure out what was wrong with me was because everyone was encouraging the weight loss and telling me I looked great, and not…

Last night I got home and my Internet and Cable were shut off. Comcast informed me that my services had been disconnected for no apparent reason since I'm paid up. They turned my internet back on and informed me I'd have to call in the morning to turn on the Cable because they were closed. I called this morning,…

Because I can't even make jokes about this anymore I will just say: What did she expect? She's a woman. Are you a woman, people reading this? You're going to get raped. And if you try to make a scene out of it, you're going to get punished.

Wait a minute, you're telling me that if it's not on the sixth grade reading list, it's BANNED? That will get boring fast.

Heart.

Phone faking is the only way to avoid the Save the Children/Greenpeace/etc. people.

These articles are starting to piss me off. The more I read about how I'm supposed to be motivated by love and romance and making myself pretty for the mens, the angrier I get. Maybe we are motivated by these things- but couldn't that be because of the millions of studies telling us this is how we are? The chicken or…

I was in one of these and this makes me shudder. I don't know how I did shit like this sober, come to think of it.

I'll probably get flamed for this, but how exactly does one judge "mean"? I say this because I am conventionally attractive. I'm not saying I'm hot, but attractive enough that hordes of fratstars feel the need to try and hit on me a lot. And when I ignore their asinine comments, I usually get some charming comment…

I would never buy clothes for my boyfriend because we have completely different taste. If he picked my clothes, I'd be wearing purple lady jordans, and I'm more of a sandals girl myself.

Ewwww I hate feet.

I haven't shaved my thighs since I was about 17. I am very fair haired but also, lazy.

This story was not very clear, so I'm glad for TV to explain it a little better this time around.

Nobody appreciates sarcasm round these here parts anymore.