My cuddle partner currently lives 2,300 miles away from me, so I will word this. I cuddle a pillow now and pretend.

I won't believe it until transcripts of their AIM convos are posted.

I've hated the taste of regular Coke since I was a small child. And it leaves sweaters on your teeth. Gross. Also, I am not fat. But I am now in fear of a widening waistline eek!

Here is my uterus republican party. You can tell it what to do. I don't want it.

I prefer to send all of my PP donations on behalf of My Man Mitch.

I'm surprised she didnt also try to claim she didn't know she was pregnant until the thing popped out. Tripp is prob the second coming of Jesus. Immaculate conception.

Exactly. Phrases like that just encourage victim blaming. Sometimes you're 16 and get drunk off of wine coolers when horny boys are around. It doesn't mean they should have sex with you when you're blacked out.

This logic makes way more sense than Bristol's.

I actually watched the first half of this movie while home sick from work one day and fell asleep because it was so stupid. This cartoon ending was actually better than the film. I applaud you.

I for one, would be a neurotic mess. I can't deal with exes- I certainly couldn't deal with a recent, serious ex. It seems like you'd have to have to be weirdly competitive to want this.

Hearted.

Norman was a freaking adorable dog. Want.

Return to Oz anyone?

So true. He was the best.

No, but we can encourage it! We seem to be quite good at that.

I hate the republican party. That is all I can say here.

This movie is a direct ripoff of the Lizzie McGuire movie. Yeah, I said it.

I actually watched this last night (don't judge, it came on after I didn't know I was pregnant) and I agree with you. It was nice to see a happy mother daughter pair who were just there for fun. THe thing I did notice was that both of them cried. A lot. Hopefully it was their last pageant.

If everyone could stop trying to use "the creator" as their source of judgement and start viewing people, that would be great. Fuck all you assholes who think that women need to be punished for having sex. Some of us know God is not a thing. Don't force your idiocy on us.

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?