Because any woman that gets a PhD does it out of insecurity, duh!

Ew. Just ew. Thank God Dilbert is the worst comic ever. Sally Forth FTW.

Sigh. I stopped shopping at urban/anthro/free people after Miley Cyrus alerted me to their douchebaggery. I still feel kind of pathetic that I had to learn this from Hannah Montana.

O the G for best dressed, obviously.

I mean, I grew up in backwoods Idaho and I'm pretty sure I'd look like royalty to the Wild & Wonderful Whites, I mean Palins, of Alaska.

I remember being depressed that I was fat in 5th grade. And every day since then. And I'm not remotely fat. Thanks society.

I thought they didn't have life sentences in Italy? Sidenote, several of my friends went to college with this girl and think that the whole case is ridiculous. I don't know enough about it to have an opinion but good lord, would I be petrified to be in prison in another country for half of my life...

What agency created this ad? I'm willing to bet dudes came up with this.

Aw I love that! So adorable. Such a wonderful name! Have you listened to song by Pinback? I know it's about a goldfish, but it's one of my favorite songs of all time.

Thank you! Seriously. If something is tangible, you can't tell me you don't believe in it. It's a thing.

I'm atheist, but wound up at a (jesuit) catholic university. Things like single gender dorms never bothered me- I always assumed that would be the case at schools like this. Also being forced to take religion courses. I chose to attend a religious school, so I just did what I had to do. And for the record, the…

I'd say she should use that money for a new face, but upon closer inspection, she's already done that.

Hearted, even though the use of the word amazeballs makes me want to vom a little bit.

God I hope it's the abortion one. So she can go to the abortionplex, obviously.

Birth defect due to RADIATION. I smell a coverup.

Really just one doorknob.

I do get stressed out at the idea of what I've been putting into my body for so many years. I try very hard to eat local, unprocessed foods and such. The idea of being medicated freaks me out. But in the case of birth control, I view it as a necessary evil. I definitely would not go around telling people the pull…

I truly wish everyone shared this sentiment. Republicans wouldn't be such douchebags if they couldn't get laid. Or, they'd die off because of not being able to procreate. Either way, they lose, I win.

Puts on grumpy pants.