Time to take a pill of the chill variety. 4% does not equal .3%. Not to mention what happens when they pull out too late, forget, etc. What's the statistic of couples using the pull out method incorrectly who get pregnant? Because those are the statistics you should be comparing. I appreciate your statistics but I…

Hopefully that's not true because I've never not been on the pill. Though probably never will go off of it, just in case. Although I was madly in love with my friend when I was 15, started taking the pill at 16, and was still madly in love with him, even after he dated me for like two months and then dumped me for…

And also...you can still get pregnant from pulling out? I'd rather fuck with my reproductive system and hormones than accidently get pregnant. With a kid. Sick.

I HATE this. All I want to do is listen to my ipod and enjoy some solitude, not small talk with you about what you've been doing for the past six months.

Thank you! A friend of mine got it (who I'd like to point out is 23, unmarried, and has never had a kid for anyone wondering-she got it because she was about to be uninsured and didn't want to have to pay full price for the pill) and I honestly felt nauseated when she was explaining the process and how much pain she…

The only time I'd ever get an IUD would be if I were in the process of getting an abortion. I know that makes me a baby, but nobody is tearing into my cervix unless they have to. The Hyde amendment is just super helpful.

Gross. I couldn't deal with his all denim wardrobe and his clinginess. Smith and Steve were obviously the finest men on the show.

Your boyfriend and I have a lot in common it seems. Only I usually find my own long hair somehow inexplicably in my butt crack. Oh, is THAT what was itching? Thank God.

Hearted, for giving me faith in love. Sometimes I have to take weeks off of Jezebel to be a little less cynical thanks to these types of articles.

This disgusts (and scares!) me. Might be time to put a lock on the ol' Twitter account.

Um. $1 mil? That's maybe a little excessive.

Wait. Is that link supposed to go back to the Jezbel homepage? Or is my computer being wonky?

I'm just going to say it. As someone roughly the same age as Blake Lively, she just realized every single one of our 4th grade dreams. Lucky bitch.

I went with A. Sigh. I always turn out to be the Miranda, even though I just want to be the Carrie.

Dear Julia Moreno,

I called her parents when she was getting so frighteningly thin to come in and talk to her. They did, and she told them she'd get help. I walked with her to therapy and walked her home when she refused to go inside. She's an adult, so I can't force her into the hospital, but I would have if I could. When I…

I don't think it's selfish. My roommate and good friend of six years developed an eating disorder, and after an exhausting year of watching every "meal" she ate like a hawk, obsessing over her food purchases and her whittling size, seeing her sprint to the bathroom what felt like hundreds of times a day, and then…

Also that Parsons student who was the daughter of an ambassador in NYC? If you google falling deaths it's really depressing how often this actually occurs.

Regardless of whether or not she is qualified, the fact of the matter is Gooch brought attention to her boobs, not her qualifications. Had it just been left at, "get the unqualified lady out of here" it would have been fine. "Get the unqualified lady with the nice titties out of here" is sketchier.

Sigh. What am I going to do with myself? I have to try clothes on, purchasing online rarely works out in my favor. I wish I were more talented with a sewing machine.