Dolls are weird. Dolls aren't the issue. The issue is the real life women we see every day and look up to. Singers, dancers, actresses, etc. Randoms in magazines.

"I've been telling her forever that she was special," Newman said.

So...all blondes=natalee holloway? Are you sure about that, Gawker?

ROBYN IS INCREDIBLE.

People take the pill every day, sometimes back it up with condoms, and can still get pregnant. It happens. And you're going to call them irresponsible? I will never have a child. Never. Even when married, I am not bringing a kid into this world. Why, you say? Why would this woman, who's sole purpose on this planet…

This is genius.

FYI. When you add "ing" to an ending, you generally drop the E. But hey, let's cut education funding while we're at it, right?

Same! Rory Gilmore will forever be my girl crush.

Can you please explain how you've gotten to this mindset? Because it is something that I desperately aspire to share.

I hate it when these things come out and describe my entire life.

I seriously think that the government is going to put me in therapy. Therapy that I can't afford because I am a woman and therefore unimportant.

I cringe when I hear my roommate, who is my roommate and best friend of nearly six years, clip her toenails. Sick.

May every single republican be put in the same situation as this poor woman. And be forced to watch nothing but episodes of 2 and a Half Men while they're on bedrest, twiddling their thumbs waiting to go into labor to deliver the child that will ultimately die within minutes.

So...if it is my religious belief that all illnesses are God's way of punishing sinners, I should therefore be able to become a pharmacist but not actually do anything correct? Because it would be violating my religious beliefs?

Ah the Crossroads of America.

I'd give up a year to have the perfect body only if it would come with the mindset that I know I have the perfect body. As in, I am not fat now, but in my head I think I am and am self conscious about it. No reason to have the perfect body and continue to be self conscious about it.

God I love Ashley Judd.

I know that this is just an opinion, but articles like this make me sad. I could love one person forever. Why won't they love me?

Hey Heather MacDonald. Happy Tuesday. Oh, and FUCK YOU.

I'm honestly tearing my hair out today. It's gotten to the point where I just don't want to be a woman anymore. Are you happy, republicans?