I'm picturing these three doing the single ladies dance. I love them.

@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins: If you're responsible enough to have sex, you're responsible enough to have a baby!

My friend tried to adopt a dog in college, had to jump through hoops to prove that she was fit, and was ultimately rejected.

ewwwwwwww

Listen KLG- I know Snooki gave you the green light when you asked to give her some advice. But she was obviously being polite.

@AnnieSaBu: I saw this comment and thought to myself, "I know someone who would greatly appreciate this statement". You are so money.

@BearDownCBears: Sigh. Thank you for not letting my terrible joke fall on deaf ears. Hearted for this and bears fandom.

How can a golden voiced man be arrested for shouting?

Sigh. She cant do this to the men of Jersey Shore who actively state it is their life mission to sleep with anyone, "grenade" or not?

@JadeBamboo: Can a single dad get a passport without the mother's permission? Either way, this seems like a stupid rule.

A close friend of a close friend just lost babies conceived through fertility drugs. As someone who has never felt the burning need to have children, I have felt kind of hollow and have no idea what to think because I know I can never understand that pain.

@LouisCeline: Agree. If she just shut her mouth now and retired to a life of Russia viewing from her deck all would be forgiven.

@Catladypants: To clarify, I was referencing the show, not the real life location. Sorry for confusion, sometimes sarcasm doesn't come across in type.

@veronykah: @phblog:

@phoblog: Are you simply correcting my spelling, or is this a genuine question?

@kickdrumxheart: Wicker Park is all yuppie parents. The hipsters migrated to Ukranian Village.

My best friend has the most beautiful, long, straight red hair. She is also the quietest, shyest girl I've ever met. She has had one boyfriend. She reads for fun on Friday nights.

While I never watched the girls next door, there is something really endearing about Kendra (the person, not the show so much). I saw her once at a Starbucks in San Bernadino (yeah. I hang out in the Valley) and she just had a great energy of happiness around her. Considering until a year ago her entire life's work…

@hottotrot: I was just complaining about this. I think it also makes people really lazy. No longer do we have to make plans in advance, we can just wait until we're drunk. Then let the texting begin!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...! *Watches repeatedly*