I don’t have kids, and (not kidding) I have biked 100 miles this week. I would never wear my cycling clothes, or my running clothes, for anything other than working out. For one, they are expensive and reserved strictly for situations where chafing must be prevented. The other thing is that they really aren’t…

Leggings at school pickup say that they are not like poor working pantyhosed or business slacks wearing me; they are over all of that. They can just wear ponytails and leggings and bright sneakers.

I think it means that Athleisure is not for you, but extra cheese totally is. And some guacamole.

I got nachos from Qdoba for lunch because I’ve been tracking my calories for 2 months and have lost 2 lbs. Fuck it. I’m out.

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like…

I am still only able to see them as giant testicles, looking for their Florida.