i started walking regularly and wear whatever the fuck i want. i’m just going for a walk, so i don’t need to look like kate hudson. also, walking is great exercise and i don’t look like a crossfit idiot trying to mount 18 stacked stair steppers in the name of physical fitness. i’m just out for a walk! boom!

see a lot of these moms in storytime, too. we get it, your life is perfect and i am a lowly public servant dressed in a schmatta who’s only form of physical activity is readying a paper plate craft for your child.