I’m secretly hoping the Queen has a copy and suggests watching a video whilst they take tea tomorrow.

That is a beautiful color that not everyone can wear. I would say it is borderline with her coloring. But the cut! Oy vey! Like everything else she wears, it is almost right but not quite. The bodice is wrong, the belt shouldn’t draw up in the center, and the sleeves and skirt are too full. It is also slightly LARPy…

I’ve always said that I’ve yet to see a man who didn’t look good in a tux.  Welp, now I’ll have to add an asterisk to that line every time. 

Donald Trump always dresses like he’s actually two slovenly children standing on each others shoulders, ready to do a business

Before I had even seen this dress for the past few days I’ve been wishing Prime Minister May would tell Trump in private that the British have located the pee tape and see what his reaction is. It’s a legitimate ploy to trap criminals and foreign spies into admitting their guilt.

Yep, “respect” means “put up a plausible deniability facade.”

“I always doffed my fedora and said ‘m’lady’ when a lady entered the room. But only for a lady, not for some whore.”

I love how *that’s* his example of being a gentlemen. It’s quite obvious he has a low opinion of women.

To me that’s a clear indication he has a terrible fucking attitude about women. I see this sometimes in online dating profiles “I don’t want a lady who swears” or “I want a woman who knows how to act like a lady” - Oh so you want someone polite and submissive who is essentially a real life Disney Princess? Go fuck…

“I was always the gentleman. I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’ and then I get accused of this...”

Oh have a heart. He says that now he cant “even go near women”. You know from the trauma. Of sexually assaulting Taylor Swift. Thats why he can’t even go near her entire gender. I suspect he thinks we will be saddened by this development? That he, a woman groper is swearing off being near women?

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

“I was always the gentleman. I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’ and then I get accused of this.”

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

Next time, the Black Panthers — whose first public action was to show up on the Statehouse steps in Sacramento brandishing arms — should show up in force to surround these protesters to show their solidarity in support of firearm ownership. I’m sure these #2A people would really appreciate the boost in numbers, being…

I want to laugh, but I’d feel better if we saw any significant sign that this idiotic minority wasn’t going to continue to get their way for the foreseeable future. Blergh.

Whoa, you mean there isn’t some gun-toting silent majority saying that their right to a gun is more important than your child surviving another day of first grade?

I was going to post satire about how #GunLivesMatter and how removing a child gun from my hands is exactly the same as murdering 10 black children... and then I saw one of the signs was BlackRiflesMatter. *facepalm*

“‘I think a lot of conservatives are just afraid to show up for public events,’ she said through tears.”

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA