I wish Splinter would have the balls to hire just one writer like you. But not only will they absolutely not do that, you’re going to be in the greys forever for wrongthinking.

Great point. I think you’re intelligent, and I find your comment valuable.

He probably catches burritos all the time. In other news, welcome to the permanent greys. 

The greys are where the party happens. 

This is vicious ableist rhetoric. You should be ashamed of yourself. 

She was killed by a black guy— but you probably wouldn’t know that if you get your news from The Root.

“If this Fourth of July were to be completely honest, and we would celebrate America’s true exceptionalism by celebrating those communities America has hurt.”

I was just made aware that you can only play a Draw Four if you have no other options. If you do it anyway and somebody calls you on it, YOU have to draw four. I know I sound like a madman, but look it up.

Genius work, Mr. Harriot. 

If your pro-Depp argument consists of a single stupid ass movie that was based on an amusement park ride, you lose. 

It’s an abortion. And to see little-ass 5/8 Johnny Depp try to play 6/5 Hunter S. Thompson—turrrrrrible.

It’s hilarious and sad that you spent so much time writing that bullshit. 

Harry Crews fan? 

Please clarify: y’all are mad because the Democratic Party’s front runner is rumored to be considering a black woman as his running mate?

You’re a reporter? I thought you were a dude who slept through your economics classes; writes about economic issues. 

The Varsity chili cheese slaw dog looks exactly same going in as it does going out.

I just jumped on ABE and bought an anthology of his sportswriting. Thanks for the hot tip, boss. 

I know I’ll be stuck in the greys forever and this is akin to a message in a bottle:

Those countries aren’t socialist, not even close.

Of course it does. Its goal is total equality. Everybody is equally miserable, but everybody is equal.