You’re so woke that even a self-professed socialist is insufficiently extreme—and you’re still stuck in the greys on Splinter? That must piss you off.

The black people are dead?

It seems like you’re trying to say that those who were initially skeptical were skeptical because of some kind of explicit or implicit bias against men like Mr. Smollett. Surely that’s the case.

This is the Root. If the teacher was white, that would have been the headline.

Go ahead and insult me all you want. But when you insult my white penis, you’re crossing the line. 

Your rejoinder is all the more devastating for its startling level of sophistication. Well done.

It must be so offensive to you, being so woke and all, and being stuck in the greys. 

Waaaaahhhhh, I’m so afraid of seeing disagreeable internet comments, waaaaaahhhh.

Dude, I can’t believe you’re permanently greyed. The sophistication of your commentary is prime preapproved Root. Somebody is sleeping on the job. 

You’re right. Let’s never let facts get in the way of our feelings.

Does self-loathing qualify as a hate crime? If so, yes, you’re correct. 

Genius. I nominate you for the Root’s Grey Hall of Fame. 

Yes. Imaginary reports of white on black crime have GOT TO STOP. They’re just a distraction from the fact that black folks are slaughtering themselves mercilessly. 

The police spokesperson said the attackers’ hands and faces were covered.

Your username is boss.

The person who shared the first (doctored) video on Twitter— the person who started all of this shit— got their Twitter account taken away, presumably for being a lying, rabble-rousing douchebag, the kind of douchebag who MAKES DONALD J. TRUMP SEEM CREDIBLE when he rails against fake news.

The funny thing is that every single body who points that out is relegated to the “the greys.” It’s almost as if they’re afraid of something. 

What “behavior” is that you’re speaking of? Smirking while somebody beat a drum inches from his nose? What would you have done? 

I hate to interrupt your horseshit virtue-signalling self-flagellation, but the story above has been largely debunked. But I guess that doesn’t matter.

This is so funny. None of this is “true”, but I guess that doesn’t matter.