You forgot to add, “. . . and anyone arguing with this narrative will be denounced for politicizing the virus.”

Here’s how this will play out: Deaths from coronavirus end up being far less than the most pessimistic estimates of 1-2 million (estimates that depended on no action being taken whatsoever), largely because states, localities started taking proactive measures, such as shutting down schools and canceling events, while…

I’ve driven the track, just don’t go balls out. There are so many guides on what you should and shouldn’t do. Most of these guys who are there are going to be faster than you, and they have more experience, more skill, and more car than you. Stay right and you’ll be mostly fine.

I’ve driven it... don’t drive like a jackass and it’s nearly impossible to crash, regardless of traffic. If it’s your first time (like it was mine), drive even less like a jackass.

Well, some people do say that the best way to become a millionaire is to start as a hundred millionaire and race cars.

“We expect pent-up demand.”

Gosh, it’s almost like the American economy is retail driven and people without money can’t buy things.

I’ll give 10$ to someone who can describe (off the dome) a specific platform that Joe Biden has. 

This primary has sucked. There seemed to be a real chance to either have some combination of (1) the emergence of a real progressive candidate enthusiastically pursuing a real progressive platform, (2) the emergence of a youngish leader for the party moving forward or (3) the emergence of a candidate reflective of the…

Reminder from your friendly neighborhood car salesman: Just because your lease is up, doesn’t mean you need to buy a new car. You can pay out the lease end, and if you’re struggling with funds, you can even finance the buyout if that’s easier.

I’m waiting to see how the Jalopnik hivemind takes this. Everyone and everything the hivemind hates is getting its just due thanks to COVID-19. Evil scummy dealerships are all on the brink of going out of business. Stupid wasteful new car buying plebes can’t buy the crossovers the hivemind hates or the SUVs and…

I assume most track events usually also require an EMT or two to be on site, or at least still carry an element of risk, so it’s just a no-go right now.

A lot of that going around today.Born on third base and think they hit a triple

Tiny brain no work good.

Also, he’s an asshole.

Rich people.... Camaros..... ok.

cause he’s not ... you know the rest.

What a fucking jackass. Shitbags like this should lose their licence, have their cars crushed, be fined heavily, and do time, in whatever order you please.

*Clears throat, tries to remember that scene from Crocodile Dundee*

I’m beginning to think the intended purpose of the Carrera GT is to crash.

I’ve said it before, but it clearly bears repeating: