I hope you’re right but unfortunately dealers don’t have a “couple million in inventory”. The stock units are still the property of the floorplan financier ie. the bank. If a dealer stops making floorplan payments the same thing happens if you stop making car payments... they get repo’d. This was going to be a bad…

Back in 2008, there was a giant Chevy Dealer in town. Biggest dealership for a long way. You name the color, the options, the model, they had 10 of them. And they were epic douchenozzles

What business is strong enough to survive 3+ months with no customers? 6 months? 18 months?

Can we add airlines to that list?

I know right? There are three businesses for which I will never feel pity: banks, insurance companies an car dealerships. 

No, we’re into the era of Republican socialism now. You’ll be assigned a model based on which automaker promises Mitch McConnell it will build the most new factories in Kentucky.

That’s a lot of undercoating 

Poor car dealers. They should get a big bailout check from the government. But first, let’s step into the finance manager’s office and go over a few items....

Torch is already better than The Onion, at least anything they’ve done recently.

Elon showing his big brain status again. Short sell that, short sellers.

Wait until the “black-out” version of the badge is released.

If they actually use this badge on cars it’s going to be a real prick of a thing too - it will either be made up of 5 pieces that will all have to be individually attached to the panel, all of which will get grimy around the fairly intricate edges, or it will need to be made of a reasonably thick transparent plastic th…

The Ford Oval has looked terrible for decades. And the Chevy bowtie is even worse.

Is this where I come to scream at Cadillac to BRING BACK THE DUCKS?!

You see what you want to see, I guess?

Once you read “relationship brand” you know you can ignore the rest.

All I can see is a dude sucking off someone in a wheelchair while getting pounded in the ass by an inflatable flailing arms person.

Until they’re back in

And apparently this one has one that’s too big.

Damn right, leave the logo alone, and fire whoever was responsible for the new grills.