mkultravox
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mkultravox

am i the only one that find your comment toxic? (is your employer a wall street bank, and were you involved in derivatives? or insider trading? or narcolaundering? or, or, or?)

snap a time-stamped photo begining of each class? tell the students you’ll be doing it. after the calss, use your eyes, or facial recognition software (?) comparing it to their student id. probably could do it in five minutes once you start to recognize everybody. i’m a fan of privacy, etc. but if they already have to

Lady Gaga. Lana Del Rey. Taylor Swift. Adam Levine. Daft Punk. Miley Cyrus. Robin Thicke (etc.) All came from wealthy families.

to assuage health-guilt: add a tomato slice ontoppa that cheese slice.

Hey Eric, you didn’t talk about health costs or issues, like delaying dental or doctor trips, etc. Any stories?

i initially thought colbert was a terrible choice (due to the persona/real person issue), but then i saw him interview a politician, and it was surprisingly moving (letterman never could do that); then colbert performed a hilarious set with a band (suddenly dancing after being dead still) and i thought: this man is a

let me guess: Lopez has a new album or book coming out. so tired of PR tricks fooling writers.

“I’m gonna pinch one out about this long. While standing.” (Proof at 3 seconds into video.)*

Does this count as good writing (written for Vanity Fair, but not published)? In a textual way, I mean.

i can’t wait for the remixed version.

(and by that i mean: oh, i can. i can wait. i can wait till human is perfect.)

be thankful it wasn’t the reverse.
(not meaning that you took off your socks and he grabbed your arm, but rather that he didn’t take off all his clothes, leaving his socks on, and rub something else on you.)

about 20 nail salons over the last few years have opened blocks from where i live... at the same time so have many lounge/bars/clubs. i assumed that the salons were just a way to launder money, because there is no way that many people are getting pedicures.