Seriously, the fact that you did exactly what I suggested, and also managed to get Terry and Rob Lowe with silly signs on, plus Matt Walsh, is a masterful job. A+.

AHHHH SO much better than I would have done!!!  Thank you so much for this!

I do not own, nor know how to use, Photoshop. But if I did, I’d drop Sgt. Terry Jeffords into Pawnee City Hall, for a bit of Mike Schur fanservice.  Of course, I’d lose cause that’s not a video game, but that’s ok.

Interesting...

Oof. The remake is of Link’s Awakening...

Yeah I was looking forward to finding out what Totilo was referring to when he said they had great plans for content to replace This Week In Business. I supposed it’s not Zack’s fault that Stephen made that promise, but the “no plans” was a little disheartening.

Dark Souls (on Switch)! I FINALLY broke through and started making steady progress, finding new bonfires and killing bosses without getting stuck too much. It took me much longer to get to that point than it did with Bloodborne, but now I’m all in on the game.

Also anyone who works in education.

Very disappointed to not find the word “Tetris” anywhere in this discussion.  That’s all I need in a Battle Royale game.

Same reaction as I had yesterday to Link’s Awakening remake: Ha Ha HA!

The tight controls, level design, and enemy design are all Nintendo-level of quality. The art and music are as well, but the first three make the game one of the best ever made. It is as good as Super Metroid and Symphony of the Night, but does not feel derivative. Also, as others have said, it’s criminally…

Well put! I second everything you said, even the guilt.  Others are right that we shouldn’t feel guilty, but that’s easier said than done.

No problem! I just happened to see the comment again today actually and it still made me chuckle, so you definitely succeeded in finding the funny without offending, by my account. Of course, I wasn’t the one you were calling a jerk in the first place :)

I love and hate that this was cross-posted on Kotaku.

I noticed most of those, but I don’t remember the climbable fences, which was among the most disappointing omissions from the first game for me. So, thanks for listing these!

BotW is so worth it though once you actually get one.  

I don’t care. It’s probably not my favorite Zelda game, but I love it to death and I am super psyched to play a remake on Switch.  Much rather play that than the Game Boy Color version again.  I’ll pay $60 if that’s what they charge. I won’t be happy about it because it’s never cost that much before, but I’ll pay it.

Ha Ha HA!

I thought this was a fantastic Direct! Best one in a while:

No problem, I appreciate the apology.