Um no.

Yes, I was one of the 14 million.  Can I help you?

Wow, Guacamelee 2? I had no idea that was a thing. I loved the first game on Wii U, as well as Severed on Vita. Definitely will look out for the inevitable Switch port.

I think my Xbone is having problems. The picture and sound cut out completely periodically, and it seems to get more frequent the longer I play. It also seems to be more of an issue when I play Assassin’s Creed Origins. It happened recently a couple times during Bioshock 2: Minerva’s Den, but it never happened…

Another vote for NieR: Automata.  That game gets more and more fascinating as you go.  And it’s not that ling, even playing through all the endings

Ahh too bad. I was hoping this was going to be about how the single-player campaign is really worth playing.

Because obviously this cop is shit and should be fired if his response to being filmed while making an arrest is to smash the woman’s head into a glass door. Is that really so hard to grasp?

Fantastic! My friend has strongly hinted he wants me to gift him this for his wedding next month. So pleased to get it for the lowest price ever.

Fantastic! My friend has strongly hinted he wants me to gift him this for his wedding next month. So pleased to…

Until they can go back in time and not throw South American refugee children into cages and facilitate their drugging and abuse (THE FUCKING AMERICAN GOVERNMENT DID THAT), or not talk about all the Nazis who are “fine people”, or not collude with the Russian government to win a US Presidential election, they deserve…

Until they can go back in time and not throw South American refugee children into cages and facilitate their drugging and abuse (THE FUCKING AMERICAN GOVERNMENT DID THAT), or not talk about all the Nazis who are “fine people”, or not collude with the Russian government to win a US Presidential election, they deserve…

I disagree: I learned that the Hori Joy-Cons “drain the Switch’s battery with extreme speed”, and I therefore don’t want to purchase them. That’s valuable Content, stranger.

Tina left to go to IGN? Really?

Give me a fucking break. I can rattle off a hundred things Trump and/or members of his administration have done that amount to “a ridiculous farce of a society”. Excessive copyright ownership can be described as “kind of silly” AT MOST relative the shit that goes on in executive branch these days.

Your argument against the present copyright law is essentially “It’s bad law because I say it’s bad”. You haven’t even tried to convince me that my grandchildren shouldn’t get to profit from my creative work; you merely said the original law was better. The current law is a bit excessive, but Life of the Author +…

Sounds fairly reasonable, but I don’t totally buy it. These men were songwriting partners for years at that point, and it is entirely possible they were intimately familiar with each other’s musical tricks and harmonic habits. If John said Paul wrote the middle eight, 1) I have a hard time believing he would say…

He is definitely “internet famous” and not “famous”, even if he is insanely famous and successful among the internet famous. I guarantee you none of the musical theatre nerds I work/hang out with has heard of him, even the tech-savvy gamers. How many people around here have heard of Lin-Manuel Miranda?

Do you have a Switch? If so, I think most of those games are going to be ported at some point. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the Wii U more than most, but I’ve heard it’s kind of expensive nowadays, and I’m not sure it’s really that worth it if you do have a Switch. I’m sure there will be a way to play the Mario…

I would absolutely buy a Mario Galaxy Collection on Switch, even though I did everything I possibly could do in those two games.

I need to play them again. At the time, I felt that the challenges were the most compelling Mario had ever been given the crazy physics. But it’s possible those games are less impressive now than they were on first impression. It’s certainly clear the Mario 64 formula has lasting appeal. 

Playing through Odyssey felt, to me, like finally playing through the direct sequel to Super Mario 64; a sequel which only Super Mario Sunshine ever aspired to be, and didn’t live up to. Odyssey absolutely did live up to it.