Bitch, I’ll wear what I want.

Just cancel simpsons already and use any money that would have gone into simpsons on a new season of Futurama... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell is happening to her spine?

My dog growing up refused to eat peas. You could literally give her a bit of stew with mixed vegetables in it, she’d lick the bowl clean, then she would drop all the uneaten peas out of her mouth back into the empty bowl.

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I've been extremely happy as a Broken Age backer and as a Massive Chalice backer. What other two projects did they do?

People who never backed Double Fine's projects sure do get offended on behalf of us backers. We appreciate it, guys.

Broken Age came out, is longer than promised, is bigger than promised, AND there is another part coming out as well.

Broken Age came out.

Kickstarter itself isn't a scam. I've backed many successful projects. But it can be used for nefarous purposes, and there is risk associated with backing a project. But to call Kickstarter a scam is just wrong.

II would find a new doctor. Adequate VARIED diet will always provide enough nutrition. Vitamins needed for the average population is thinking from before science new better. Recommended daily allowance of MEATS will provide B12 in excess(even McDonalds).Recommended daily allowance of Dairy will provide more than…

Here's a disconcerting thought: statistically, how many kids that have once swatted someone (or participated in some other form of online harassment) will grow up to be cops?

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In the sequel, Scout becomes a superhero named "Mockingbird" and the United States Government attempts to neutralize the threat, led by her conflicted father, Atticus.

Assuming he is taller than his wife, why didn't he switch seats with her?

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE YELP OMG

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.