You really took the hate out of her position, which feels excessively bad faith of you. 

We have a tradition...volunteers from the community gather at the beaches the day after a major holiday and clean up trash. I’m glad to see DC doing the same in their neighborhoods..

30-50 feral hogs in 3-5 minutes. 

I feel like Indiana Jones would’ve at least read the article before voicing his opinion...

In his Yelp review, in which he refers to the Salt Bae as a “communist loving, piece of crap,”

Or you could live in Canada where I don’t know when the last time they didn’t have a mobile pay machine with the chip technology and you fill out the tip on the machine.

YO YEEZY IMA LET U FINISH BUT

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Normally I side with the victim but in cases like this where there are serious credibility issues I just go with whichever side shouts the loudest on Kinja.

someone is cutting onions in my office and it’s pissing me off. the idea and memory of fred rogers gets me every time

Mr. Rogers is the only man who has ever deserved sainthood.

For some reason, in my mind, I keep on hearing Morgan Freeman narrate the sexual harassment: “Morgan didn’t realize the way he terrorized women on the set. I don’t know if he wasn’t able to read their reactions or if he just didn’t care.”

Nah, I didn’t catch her when you threw her at me, let’s just leave her on the ground and maybe some hungry animal will come claim her or something.

What

Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.

As someone who was incarcerated for 2 years, I met many men with life or essentially life sentences, and I can absolutely attest to how impossible it is to keep up with technology in this ever-changing world when you are completely cut off from civilization in jail.

US only? This could make some weird alarm clock..

The price of doing nothing will be high for the nation; may be high for the individual.

The price of doing anything will be high for the individual; may not buy anything for the nation.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.