Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Cassandra totally wanted in on that. You're not fooling anyone, Cassandra!

That's funny, it's exactly because of that shitty DRM that I pirate their games.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Then Kevin Spacey doesn't like you, doesn't recruit you, and doesn't give you a new robot arm. After a quick stay at Walter Reed the Marines dump you on the street with one of those hook hands, screaming pain due to phantom limb sensations, and a number for grief counseling that will set you up with an appointment…

weird how when it's conan pointing out the dumb awful shit in videogames everyone else takes for granted he's not flooded with death threats

#NotAllArizona

I know a girl who uses those terms. She always describes herself as an alpha and how she can't get along with other alphas and how alphas don't like it when other alphas are in their territory and I'm just sitting there like, are you human beings or fucking tigers? What is all this nonsense?

Stop using Bing.

What is Gamergate? I get search results about female ants

" I'm sorry about the chance for wrecking a guy's reputation,"

I think the most important thing to take from all this is actually quite simple: Does this mean Notch will get back to making Psychonauts 2 happen?

I just noticed that it supports up to 4 players locally and 16 online. Sounds like a fun marriage.

Not exactly what I want in a marriage.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

2. Spending $100 on a new Windows license.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

Disney, I hope you're paying attention to all these space sims, make a new Lucasarts and get on my modern X-Wing or Tie Fighter remakes, NOW.

#7 gives him away as quite ignorant. I don't trust someone with visioning the future if they don't care for researching the subjects whose advancement he claims to be able to predict. Thinking that "modern art" in the 50s was phony is only straight bigotry.