Dude. Batwoman and Maggie are gay. They've always been gay. Nobody is forcing a sexual preference on anybody here.

Glad we agree on SOMEthing. :)

So, basically, hedge-fund investors are going to drive the movie industry to this state.

HBO, as your maker I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE MORE TRUE BLOOD!

Well look like American Gods is a go.

But...we'll still get weekly recaps after it's cancelled right?

Gregarious yet sedentary, plantlike yet an animal — even the researchers who found it admitted that it sounded like an alien.

Pagers are like having a doorbell, but no door.

Aaaaaand now you can have pretty much *all* of that in your mobile phone. Oh dear.

Sorry that this is the best I could find:

Hackers should go on a list of the best misunderstandings of computers in pop culture.

Ah morality police. She's is totally an adult at 40 and it aint none of our business whose lap she sits in.

I used to be a daily reader of the the People's Liberation Army Daily, but ever since they instituted the pay wall, I just skim the headlines.

I'm confused, why is he not wearing an pouches??

Oh God, now that I've seen his face I realize why all his characters look alike. He modeled them after his own image!

I can't figure out why anyone is still paying attention to him. He's at the root of what nearly ruined the entire industry in the 90's, barely worked after that, and is directly responsible for the cancelation of half a dozen of DC's New 52 titles after DC inexplicably gave him work.

The dog has already brought that point up. She says it was, in fact, velociraptors that attacked.

And I'm sick of my chosen self-presentation being labeled "plastic".
It's genuine leather, I'll have you know.

Those are the kinds of boots I like to put in the "No...leave the shoes on," category.

I've never heard of this paradox, but I've seen it in action.Usually, it's called "cherry picking": you go through the available data and pick out the portion that shows what you want. There are those who say the temperature has not increased in 10 years so there is no global warming, when in fact, if you look at…