This is why you only buy stock phones.

Or just a declaration of the end of combat operations (except for all the shooting and blowing stuff up).

I don’t get rained on in my box.

That should be fairly easy to photocopy.

Some of us manage not to do that to sheets.

Presumably there’s a reason some people can only get a job at the Steak N Shake and others qualify for the steakhouse.

Prove who did it.

Letting just anyone make a movie is how you get The Room.

It’s still fake though, right?

Found the Nazi sympathiser.

Any substantial change in pay, responsibility, or job duties is a constructive dismissal.

Legally, it is, and it triggers any obligations that would go along with dismissal.

Demotion is, technically, a dismissal and then an offer of a new position.

That is, at the very least, a constructive dismissal.

This would carry more weight if he didn’t admit he dressed like he works at Sears. Suits are for the help, silly east coasters.

Yeah, that gets nasty real fast.

Presumably she makes the food some of the time, and/or pays for it.

Presumably your SO is an adult.

Keep your voice down, grandpa, you’re making a scene.

I expect LA has a lot of people not from LA. I’ve never heard of this, and would assume it was a maintenance error.