The trouble with that is that there are wide swaths of the current United States that aren’t capable of governing themselves. You’ve been trying to civilize Mississippi for centuries, without much progress.

It seems like one of two things must have happened; either Target is selling used goods as new regularly, or the parents bought a used product and didn’t bother to make sure it worked. Or, you know, was even there.

You could just use a decimal point for far greater subtlety.

How, exactly, is someone choosing not to say a thing censorship? Are we obligated to say what Gamergate wants us to now?

Why not just have it as a toggle in the settings, like gore is.

In this case, it very much was what the author thought. It just left out the incestuous paedophilia.

How do you imagine you could stop them? Or even know?

Well, my Terms and Conditions prohibit the prohibition of such schemes.

Meh, I have zero sympathy for someone who can buy a 6 figure airfare. Fuck that guy.

I don’t follow. There is no obligation to be truthful when asked your birthday.

Is it? I’m not sure you have any legal obligation to truthfully supply your birthday to a megacorp.

So I’m obviously out of step with a lot of people, so can any of you explain? Aside from the douchey ordering, what’s wrong with what he’s doing?

That’s Dogmeat. He’s been running around the wastes for decades, at the least.

Don't worry guys, The Market, blessed be it's name, will take care of this any minute now.

They do not, however, have to respond with guns drawn.

Frankly, I don't want my first life to be much like that, if we're choosing.

There's pizza on it. I love the internet.

I'd assumed Letterman must have been funny back in the 80's.

When you're old and frail, you'll need all the selfish little twats like yourself to get the flu shot so that there's a herd immunity to protect you.