For anyone who has a problem with this, can I ask: why do you care? They'd still be together regardless, this just gives them the right to visit each other in the hospital and makes their wills easier to manage.

It would be trivial to keep a database of answers to those questions. Those can only work if they're not widespread.

An experiment is never a failure so long as you learn something.

Science doesn't care about common sense or decency. It cares about what is.

They're not necessarily in this wavelength. Maybe she had them on the world where people don't monologue at each other.

Oh fine. Pam deserves a puppy.

It can't get anymore ridiculous than the table penis debacle

He's probably pretty sick and tired of reporters calling him about this fairly minor study he did a decade ago. That no one is currently studying the matter doesn't tell us anything one way or the other about it. We have one, preliminary study that shows a correlation. That's all we can say about it until such time as…

It isn't disproven, either. We have one, preliminary result, which suggests we should study it further.

How would you define "valid science" other than published in a peer reviewed journal? It may or may not ultimately turn out to be correct, but there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with the science.

Nope. People might eat more efficient meats like chicken and pork, but we'll burn the planet to the ground before we go vegetarian.

Is that your final solution?

Terrestrial bacteria don't usually kill us because we've co-evolved with a whole lot of symbiotic bacteria that fill the niches we create. Alien bacteria would have to out compete them to grow in or on us.

We should do that regardless, just as basic human rights.

Wait, but what about legitimate menstrual blood?

Does it much matter? Windows 8 is likely to see similar penetration to Vista.

So is there any reason an app that Twitter doesn't like couldn't just tell its users to get their own API key and plug it in?

He knows. Population concern is just dog whistle code for "there are too many brown people."

Cows and chickens, lacking opposable digits, aren't likely to be putting anything in writing no matter how smart they are. Even Vogon poetry.

I'd wager this in fact is PETA.