The question is, does he have Shark Repellent?

Tangentially related:

One of my favorite lines of the entire show. It came in the third episode. Up to that point, I feel like the show was still finding its footing on how weird it could be. The utter randomness of that line gave a hint to what the show would ultimately become.

People care what I think. I have a prestigious blog, sir.

I loved Bennett being the Pepsi guy from last week.

Me. Deeds was the last I saw in the theaters.

Only one at a time, though! I'm not a goddamn superhero!

I totally support all that you're doing. That being said, I could totally beat up your kids.

Face/Off - boat chase = Greatest Film of All Time

I couldn't even finish reading this article…

I can't see avatars! How will I know it's Dikachu?! And don't tell me you expect me to read an entire name!

He's trying to find a path to the alternate demension where "Glenn Howerton: Star Lord" is a reality.

Beads.

Uh oh, I might be a Scientologist.

Oh god, you may be right!

That's interesting. I've always thought of "The Left" as a kind of catch-all term to describe anyone with liberal tendacies.

Where are you pulling your definition of "The Left" and "liberals"? Also, where does "progressive" fit on your spectrum?

"…more family friendly than Twilight Princess, the series’ grimmest and darkest entry…"

Marvel: Two movies setting up Cap's relationship with Bucky and two OTHER movies setting up Cap's relationship with Iron Man, before Cap and Iron Man come to blows.

This joke is very good.