I’m going to be honest and say that my balls aren’t big enough to run a sub 9 minute lap.

Replace the G with a Q and it might as well be! 

Don’t listen to these charlatans, everyone knows just use Duct Tape, it is stronger than any weld or molecular bond.

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.

Really? A GoFundMe page?

I’m a former Audi tech who worked on those cars from when they were new, through the end of their life cycle. ‘I know what you got’ and I still have nightmares about it.

“I know what this is. This is an espresso machine.”

Fuelshark prototype? Before they realized they only needed a few capacitors and LEDs and people would pay $19.99 for it...

Dammit! And I just ordered Pilot Supersports for the BMW. NOW what? Return them?

Have one in the garage, it’s a DD, but too slow to be fun.

A car that is fun and comfortable? What’s not to like? Honestly, I find “enthusiast” (meaning most everyone on here) to be quite hypocritical when it comes to these sort of things. People here will tell you, “oh no a convertible version of a sports car cannot be a true sports car, it won’t handle quite as well and…

Are you that dude that was trying to sell the Jeep on Craigslist?

“It’s ok guys. It was a white car. It was merely foraging.... not looting like those black cars”

Relient K.

Yes. Yes I can. Toyota Camry with sport package. Not to mention all the other fwd family sedans that “sported” these in the early ‘00s.

bmw 335i owners “my car is faster than a m3" .. or any “non m3" bmw 3 series owner who mod their cars