Not advice but a friend said he got the Corolla S because it was sporty. That’s what the S is for.

“You should read Jalopnik, it’s good and insightful.”

Owner of late 70's dodge ram, can confirm it is a rolling coffin.

I was once told that lightly applying the parking brake on a RWD car could help get traction if one wheel was spinning. Yeah, that never worked for me.

“It’s OK to stay in the left lane as long as I can do the speed limit”

Funny how all of these cars are 6 or more years old. Nissan thinks it can be important with some tuning bits and white paint? Show me the updates to all these 3 models.

People have a lot of time on their hands.

“It’s the end of an era.”

Neat, but there’s already something that can slay a Hellcat:

I agree. I’m also not as impressed that an aftermarket firm can “slay” a production car. An tuner should be able to do that.

Oh man...I want one so bad, make mine a GTS with a manual though.

Took me longer than it should have to place it, but that’s not “Miami blue.”

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

One day!...
I will be able to afford one of these. One day.

Will be interesting to see Targas with the black rollbar instead of a silver one.. An all black Targa would look sweet..

I was an enthusiastic Subaru fan for many many years. I started wanting a WRX right about 2006 when I got a non-trivial raise at my job and I could finally start thinking about affording one. AWD, turbo, 4 useable seats, questionably interesting styling choices, big wing, what more could a fan ask for?

A slow car will work wonders. Pedal to the metal until you’re calmed down. 10 seconds later, which gets me to 35-40 mph at best, all is well.

From here this 2009 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT could be a Nissan GT-R. Or hopefully anything else besides an Eclipse, really.