“This one tells us that kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome and bestiality are all just fine, as long as the girl finds love in the end.”

I’m sorry but if this movie doesn’t star Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton, then it’s not Beauty & The Beast.

I for one am eagerly waiting for her to drop her first metal album. Horns up!

LOL Beyonce and The Dixie Chicks. That will go over reeeeeeeeaaaaall well with the CMA viewers. A lot of them think host Brad Paisley is too liberal.

Meteor 2016, I think we’re ready for you.

Haven’t people made up their minds at this point? You’re either voting for the Nazi dictator, the corrupt insider, or one of the clueless weirdos from the 3rd parties.

Since cops tend to have more domestic abusers among their ranks than the general population, it’s not that far fetched to assume that quite a portion of them are rapists themselves.

“The pop-punk group (which is now a trio because Tom DeLonge has begun focusing his career on exposing our government’s alien cover-up)...”

Put that fist down, motherfucker. It don’t belong to you.

Hey guys, I’m starting to think that this Trump guy might not respect women.

All Jeremy Scott does is rip-off Korean street style print for print (not to mention street artists and skate designers) you can pick up all this crap on the interwebs for chump change

I am in love. Or in lust. It’s too early to tell.

Someone on twitter put out a call last night for women to share the first time they were groped by a man. She has so many replies, interspersed every 50 or so by some dudes barging in to say, “Actually, rape culture isn’t real.” I wish I was making that up.

I’m also hoping this will be enough to end him, but you just know his fan bros are defending him and loving this. “Boys will be boys, amirite?”

I wanted to read this.

I tried for years to get into Gilmore Girls and found everything and everyone too grating. Than I got sick over the summer and I binged all 7 seasons like a maniac. Now I can’t WAIT for Nov 25. #teamlogan

My friend and I had planned to meet at the one and only coffee shop in Portland participating as a “Luke’s Diner” (what’s up with that, Portland you city of pretentious coffee drinkers??? Can’t dedicate more than one to this beautiful endeavor???!) but common sense prevailed and we settled for sitting down with lattes…

I was very excited about the GG cafe crawl until I realised it was happening as a joke.