I mean, to be fair, there are people who read jezebel who have read it since it WAS marketed as a feminist website, myself being one of them. They actually used to have the word FEMINIST in the header.

I read somewhere that every time a florist makes a wedding bouquet it is like an oil company emptying thousands of barrels of oils in to the ocean. What I am trying to say is...Why do wedding florists kill so many seals?

Only if I find my one true love.

They are wedding anarchists! THE (best) MAN CAN’T HOLD THEM DOWN.

Unless the wedding is a women castrating, disemboweling and showering in her future husband’s blood while reciting a few pieces of Audre Lorde’s writing,(while wearing white, of course, YOU CAN’T HAVE A WEDDING UNLESS YOU ARE WEARING WHITE) IT IS NOT A FEMINIST WEDDING. GET OUT. GO ON. GET.

You are a perfect precious human. MORE TERRIBLE PUNS! I DEMAND IT!

I seriously wish I had a GIF for every time Scully did not give one single fuck or was having NONE of that shit. I just feel like Scully understands me.

When did they start letting women on the talky box anyway?!

Oh my god. I wheezed with laughter.

Aw my cat, Vladimir has a crackle meow. So he will start meowing and then half way through it goes silent and crackly. My other cat though, he YELLS. He is so loud.

I have never wanted to smooch a doggy forehead so much.

and when he is out of play mode does he meow ‘DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!’ at you?

That is hard. HOWEVER, that is a very pretty kitty! Everything will be okay in time and with cats.

I saw them and days later I still... I can't. I really don't have words to talk about how it made me feel. I don't want to pull comments out of the gray because I don't want to go into the gray anymore AND THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT GRAY COMMENTERS. But I can not handle that shit. At all. Ever.

I can totally understand the appeal of you are a single human. But if I had to share a tiny space with other people? I would lose my shit.

Oh my god, I watched an episode where a couple had THREE KIDS. What. WHAT EVEN.

Haha not weird at all! I like them too but they pull off the corners of the bed and DRIVE ME CRAZY.

My cat man, stealing my bed, as always.

Haha, that explains the scene where MBJ side eyes the screen and mouths ‘Help me.’

Aw, totally understandable. I actually REALLY like MBJ and think he is a good actor. I was just joking. BUT ALSO, I am very sensitive when it comes to Fantastic four. WHY CAN’T ANYONE MAKE IT GOOD. GODDAMN IT.