i still dream of that fridge.

no, but her refrigerator was famous

...at home, in a jar.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor…

I can’t believe you didn’t just say ‘more Colin Hanks less Chet Haze’ or whatever his alt name is.

Jesus, this family has no understanding of optics. You sure this is a good time for Ivanka to move into an unpaid, off the grid WH gig as her dad approaches his impeachment hearings? Fucking idiots, the whole lot.

Well the First Lady’s office is empty

So true. I’m grateful I lost the Cool Girl delusions relatively young.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

There is a better life.

If you’re a Conservative woman you are not allowed to have your own thoughts and autonomy over your body. What she said should have been ok for them. She might as well have said “I personally wouldn’t have an abortion but that is supposed to be MY choice, not the government’s. It should be my call.” Yet they still…

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

I can’t lie, when I saw the headline I rolled my eyes a bit.... now I feel stupid bc it’s a really pretty video.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I wish the media would focus more on the Mercer family (the billionaire donors who convinced Trump to hire Conway and Bannon). They make the Koch brothers look positively benign.

It’s a well known fact that dogs can sense evil.

I have never in my entire life been as lit as Chelsea appears to be on an hourly basis