People do a lot of gross shit to get high.

If you ever get arrested, you only say two things:

If you ever get arrested, you only say two things:

Thank you for indulging me.

I’ve never had it, but it does sound disgusting. But! To each his own...

Typical drug-related schmuck stuff about not-to-say-anything-what-are-you-stupid-you-idiot.

who has been referred to as a “27-year-old schmuck” by his own defense lawyer,

Ugggghhhhhhhhhh.

Did you watch last week’s VPR reunion episode? Andy went into the kitchen and interviewed those two cooks. It was great.

As a gay man, al the sexual feelings I have for Kristen are very confusing for me.

I do think Chelsea is way more aware of what’s going on then Ivanka.

She and Jared dated for a long time and broke up because he wouldn’t marry someone who isn’t Jewish. So then she agreed to convert and they got engaged.

That’s an apt comparison

The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way:

Obligatory for all Toni stories:

Is this shade? Again, I blow at it, but...

These are all necessary and appropriate questions. I can only help with the ‘to whom is she directing the shade’ part. Pepsi. I am completely unqualified to comment on the rest.

THIS GIF

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

We are officially in Darth Sidious (Putin) and Darth Tyranus (Trump) territory. Begun, the Clone War has.