I loved Jezspin so so much, especially when there would clearly be die-hard Deadspin readers arriving at work at 9am Mountain time, Pacific time, etc. so every hour brought a new wave of “wtf where is my manly sportz ball blog?! For menz?!?!?!”

Seconded - that was ah-MAY-zing

I have been wasting time with Gawker media for over a decade and Jezebel since its creation. What the hell am I going to do with myself after this change? Am I suddenly going to become a productive person? I need to go lie down.

How about a blog that’s nothing but pitches for the plot of Titanic II?

How about another April Fool’s day like swap with Deadspin

When I look at the picture, I hear Parker Posey shouting “Now fry like bacon, you little Kinja piggies.”

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

“If I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life,” he said.

Have you ever heard of

Yeah, I remember Michael Phelps’ coach getting all the credit for his medals. Oh, wait...

That's not what's happening here.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

When I see Leslie do funny, delightful things like this (honest, genuine enthusiasm), it makes me smile. I will never understand how there are people out there who hate on her. Why? How? She's a NATIONAL TREASURE!

Nope. He’s ours. He’s a Canadian living in the U.S.

Drake’s already parodies himself:

Love it. The world would be a better place if more people would dance like no one is watching, when people are watching

This is so meta. It’s a corny Canadian who ironically danced liked a corny white dad being parodied by a corny Canadian.

Christ, that bird has lived more life than I have. He’s seen shit. Look at those eyes man. Those eyes have SEEN things.

Drinking at an organized gathering of coworkers isn’t a party. if your boss is in attendance, you’re still on the clock.