Whenever I see a shirt with an American Apparel tag, I figure there are a few layers between AA and the company or organization selling the shirt. I can kinda guess that the only thing AA endorses is its own bottom line.

Do you think he knows what he did? In terms of the economy and climate change and everything he denied or embraced that helpped push us and his party into this spiral?

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

Donald Trump and his whole campaign has been like a truth serum forcibly injected into the American bloodstream. Personally, I’m glad it’s all out there again like the bad old days, instead of the bullshit dogwhistles we’ve been living with for the past few decades.

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I mean, that’s why we ran video of him talking.

The obvious name choice: Khaleesi.

HAHAHA How mad do you think all his sisters will be if they pick out a K name HAHAHAHHA

New theory: Yoko gets Chinese take out every night and just tweets us her fortune.

Once when I was drunk, a pack (murder?) of raccoons chased me across the campus of UC Santa Barbara until I hid behind a book depository and prayed to Artemis for deliverance.

SHUT IT DOWN, COMMENTS THREAD IS OVER, MOVE ALONG

Is “ate the turtle, left the shell” the raccoon equivalent of The Godfather’s “leave the gun, take the canoli”?

under control.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

This makes no sense.

I got my first credit card in college as part of a bank’s sign-up drive. I think the girl who signed me up was shocked someone said yes.