Taylor needs smarter people advising her. If she had just feigned disinterest over Kanye’s song, no one would have cared. But she had to keep going with the Miss Innocent act and now she just looks even more ridiculous.
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mkbees
I'm team Kanye for life.
“pro life guy”
Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.
You’re not the only one
She hooked up with John Hannah, her co-star in “Sliding Doors.”
but let us compare:
Taylor and all of her squad did a blood sacrifice so she could date him and not have the world turn against her, Selena ruined the pentagram which is why she wasn’t invited to the 4th of July party and why Kim was able to completely destroy her on snapchat. I hope that no one else has thought of that possibility…
Their kids would have had a jawline that could cut diamonds
They would have melded into one person eventually.
i very much agree that all of brad’s alternate realities all end with him leaving his wife for angelina jolie
The best part of that Chuck Norris article: “An allergic reaction to food was ruled out because he’d only eaten cheese and beef jerky throughout the day.”
going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?
Except the fest is next weekend, not this weekend, so we shall live!
Because they’re right backstage and privy to the gossip of everyone who are either waiting to get on stage or who have just exited? Makeup artists and hair stylists are privy to almost as much dirt as bartenders.
You get NDAs from everybody. EVERYBODY. Hot dog guy, dude who changes light bulbs, EVERYBODY. Because you never know what someone is going to see or hear.
Makeup artists and stylists always have the dirt. They were part of Sarah Palin’s downfall.
The beard just distracts from the dead soulless eyes.
Shaving too often can give you hella razor burn, plus if you’re really pale like me stubble can show through under the skin even if you do shave.