If I see another “cops lives matter” or “all lives matter” comment anywhere today, I’m going to flip my shit.

I say at my desk and cried for a man I didn’t know, but it turns out I went to high school with.

It’s Maori language week in New Zealand. A Facebook page posts words and their translations to encourage people to use them in their day to day life. Today’s was gut wrenching. Our thoughts and outrage are with Black America today.

3. The victim has a police record!

And, of course, carrying a licensed gun is totally legal under THE ALMIGHTY SECOND AMENDMENT which it appears all the same racist idiots are so protective of.

Damn. That’s amazing. That needs to be on T-shirts and bumper stickers and stuff. Seriously. I would love that to be a trending phrase.

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

And in answer to your headline, yes, I’m afraid you will. It breaks my heart that a part of me is grateful that my son inherited his father’s light skin tone instead of my own.

he looks like one of the typical dude bros you see on OKStupid

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

OH MY GOD is he say that to a PIGLET

Twenty plus years and untold millions wasted trying to frame the Clintons shady af and it boils down to a consentual blow job and a server with 0.04% potentially sensitive documents.

Nope. The investigation encompassed her entire staff, which includes many potential fall guys. The unanimous recommendation was that none of them should face charges, not just HRC.

This always kills me.

How could you hate her?! She’s like a sunset!

Abstinence is bullshit

I really hope they’re compatible. That’s such a great excuse to slut it up with your husband before he’s your husband: “I have to make sure we’re sexually congruent. We’re going to be fucking each other for the rest of our lives.” Take that, abstinence!

Her ex is a shithead, that isn’t her fault.