Toasters have made me lose faith in kitchen appliances.

Do you know whether or not people who already have an autoimmune disease are more likely to get GBS if they contract the Zika virus?

I really appreciate that the $2 hotdog $1 water people were so cheap that they didn’t pay to print two sided money. Consistency.

You’re covered in nuts. You’re having a bad dream. You’re covered in nuts.

Pepa! Treach! Master P! I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to watch a reality show more than I do this one.

This is the one I had in 6th grade. I wanted it for so long.

I think it’s in bad taste. Totally more of an Easter display.

It means that we need to talk about black people being responsible for all crime (the only exceptions being when white people are mentally ill or when black people made them do it with their rap music and whatnot).

Thank God the Broncos saved us all I guess.

Athleta or Gap (suprisingly).

Like it’s even a contest.

I’m sorry for what happened to you and your cousins. Maybe we shouldn’t be so surprised that this type of shit happens. After all Joseph Smith liked them young.

Children do sometimes die before they turn 18.

Thank you for your kind words. =)

No, it’s really not. Which is why I didn’t raise my children in that church.

Pretty much.

It is punishing people. Did you miss this part, “In addition to classifying same-sex couples as “apostates,” the church’s new policy bars children of those couples—either adopted or biological—from being baptized, confirmed, ordained and participating in mission service without the permission of church leaders.”

My step dad was excommunicated for sexually abusing me. The idea that my lesbian daughter could get the same punishment enrages me.

“Shy of the sun and meth, is there anything out there that can rabidly age you like children? “

I took a road trip this summer in my 2013 TDI from Denver to LA. I used less than 2 tanks to drive the 1000+ miles. This fix is really going to suck for my wallet.