Worst day of my life.

I tried it as well and it was horrible.

I made this recipe this morning for breakfast. It was, quite possibly, the worst thing I’ve ever made.

After the initial eyeroll and deep sigh I gave after reading this story all I could think about was how did she get her hair like that. My hair is pretty much the same as hers in her white kid photos (except mine is brown) and I don’t think I could ever get my hair to hold a curl like that.

You didn’t marry Meek Mill. That was your main “mistake”.

Who said I didn’t?

Frida was so gorgeous. Also, I want that swimsuit.

Josh McDaniels picking Tim Tebow.

My favorite Pandora for work is SBTRKT. Nice mellow electronic music with good variety. Also, if you like Hip Hop I cannot recommend the Digable Planets station enough.

When I was a kid I wanted to make my parents an anniversary cake while they went out. I mistook Bisquick for flour and baked as usual. The cake was as hard as a rock but my little brother still managed to eat some of it.

My thoughts exactly. I really need to call my step dad and apologize for those criminal charges over what I now see was just a party foul.

I'm looking out my office window at all the snow right now so I fully understand.

Could he maybe take on a Colorado apprentice? I only ask because our edibles are damn near inedible. Except for the sodas. Those can be passable.

It's definitely a good song. It just feels like it was written with CeCe in mind.

The other day I was listening to the radio in my car and I got really excited because I thought that CeCe Peniston was back. But, no. It was just the hook from a song called "No Place I'd Rather Be" by Clean Bandit. I was so disappointed.

I think I yelled, "what the fuck is wrong with you," like 500 times at Chris Rock's character in that movie.

You are not an asshole.

She may very well be.

Jordin always came off so sanctimonious about her virgin status that I would always just eyeroll and change the channel whenever I saw her. Also, it's so nice to see Fantasia get some love.