I want him to lose of course, but dying the next day would let him off too lightly. Let him live long enough to see all the pending cases against him prosecuted. Let him live just long enough to see himself lose everything. Let him see his kids being convicted. Then when he has nothing left except his failing health…

... possibly a little inbred, too!

I don’t want him to die because then he’d never see the inside of a federal prison. I wish him a long, humiliating life behind bars, addled for years with painful and disfiguring health complications.

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

We always hear that, but then I look at Australia where voting is mandatory and it still returns conservative leaders, so I wouldn’t be so sure that the 40% who skip American elections would be so useful.

Thank you for saying this!

Don’t feel bad - I have my house exactly the way I want it but I keep getting a B rating with hints like “all your furniture should be the same color” - No damnit, I like the way my house looks, stop judging me. . Who are you? How did you even get in?

You are an American hero

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Satisfying and hilarious. “It’s tough to be a white man in America” says a US senator planning to run for president. The human eye isn’t capable of rolling hard enough, which is why that line made me laugh...right up until my brain caught up with the fact that his character isn’t a caricature. It’s an accurate…

It’s also kind of rich Saikat Chakrabarti kicked Uygur out of Justice Democrats claiming they believe in women’s and minorities issues. He’s the douchebag that went after Sharice Davids, a Native American woman and said she was a white supremacist enabler while he was AOC’s chief of staff.  So he can eat a bag of…

He’s nothing more than Log Cabin Republican. And he knows nothing about Black people. And Castro, a superior candidate, who actually understands black people is barely getting any traction.

It would not surprise me if you peeled back the corporate layers and Peter Thiel was there bankrolling the purchase of the sites. That is as rational explanation for this shit as anything else. 

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

Look, I am 100% for people (re)discovering their faith. But when I listened to this album it really confirmed for me what I’ve suspected for a while now regarding Ye’s own “born again” path. It’s the path that people at their lowest find, and it fills them with so much euphoria that they just go headfirst in, not even…

Kobe cheats on her with rapes the hotel attendant.

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work