Lol

“perfect”? How about semi competent. She fucking shit the bed.

keep fucking that chicken friend

George Will spoke as the commencement speaker at my college graduation in 2003 and was complaining that people wanted to change the name of the Redskins to something less offensive. His speech was met with scatter applause, silence, and some shouts of “fuck you”.

Thanks for this, I was just reading the latest book in the Expanse series and a character has to jump from one ship to another and it ties pretty closely to what would happen. Plus they exhale, mention they have 15 seconds, and have a rapid decompression “shot”.

It cracked me up that they moved 7B Horseshoe Bar from Alphabet City up to Hell’s Kitchen.

I live in IL and this whole thing made no sense from the beginning. The area where he died is secluded and there is nothing to steal or do anything illegal besides trespassing. Why would there be three people with weapons wandering around in broad daylight?

Uh well, I was helping my wife with feedings and holding the baby to give my wife a break.

I took two weeks vacation for my son. For my daughter I took one week vacation.

this violin I’m playing isn’t small enough, I’ll be back with a smaller one later.

well, if I remember correctly NASA ruled out having Hermes (the ship) go back for him since as they say it is dangerous anyways. NASA basically is trying to figure out a way to keep him alive until the next mission to Mars which he mentions is 4 years away. Hermes returning is ruled out as too high risk. Obviously the…

It sits at the mouth of the Chicago river. They reversed the flow of the chicago river years ago, it flows up stream.

In honor of Parks and Rec ending.