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This is better than mine by quite a bit.

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Did anyone try yelling “Stop resisting!” over and over again? That legitimizes the force.

“That’s some bullshit” was exactly my reaction when I learned that Kyle O’Quinn wasn’t a redheaded white guy.

The Knicks implying in their tweet last night that Oakley has some kind of issue he needs help with, whether they meant mental or substance abuse, is a great look for them too. Really seems to an outside and impartial observer who could give two shits about the Knicks that someone, probably Dolan, doesn’t like the…

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I looked up this reference on jokeexplainerbot.com. The song is about a real girl who said “I don’t like Mondays” when asked why she shot 11 people. A review of basketball-reference.com reveals that Emmanuel Mudiay’s career field goal percentage is 36.9%. The commenter appears to be implying that if Mudiay had been…

The difference being that Mudiay would’ve hit only 4 of 11.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.