by the Cy Young frontrunner

Life-long Cavs fan here, since the days of the Coliseum at Richfield. I grew up going to games. I went to see him when we were both in high school. LeBron is my parents’ literal next-door neighbor in Akron.

Even when well played, you still want to hunt the accordion musician to the ends of the Earth.

… But what if Gordon Hayward and Boogie Cousins joined the Celtics in 2017? Gather ’round, children, and let the Bard of Boston tell you a tale.