DON’T BREAK MY HYOID BONE! (But please, just make it stop.)

Y’all are a bit harsh. In my book DJ(r) is no more than a twerp.

The cowardice is that neither Cop 1 nor Cop 2 confronted Cop 3. 

You reek, Archimedes.

True story: friends (friends w/ money) capsized their 65 ft catamaran north of Venezuela. Five days in the ocean, kept having to dive back into the boat to retrieve food & water.

*Voice of Jacques Cousteau*

Take thy stars, SK.

It isn’t whether the newly uncovered documents show how the rich and powerful influenced Epstein’s earlier non-punishment ...

This probably isn’t “basic” enough for this list, but it’s important: learning when to sell stocks. Buying is easy - selling is a bitch. The rule of thumb I now use is 10% or 2 years, with a couple of exceptions. 

“/s”? You sure?

According to the Huffington Post article, other witnesses say that there was no exchange of words, that the attack on the boy was entirely unprovoked.

It isn’t just the police who don’t take violence seriously, it’s the courts. On Saturday a man was arrested for picking up a 13 year old boy and slamming him to the ground head first, hard enough to fracture the boy’s skull, hard enough to give the boy a seizure, knock him out for 6 hours.

The “funny” thing is that every single one of the guys in the picture is from an immigrant family. 

Screw percocet. I’ve had a dozen of those monsters and when they hit it’s demerol or morphine IV or nothing. A friend of mine described childbirth at about one-half the pain intensity of a kidney stone.

Well OK then!

Nice charts, thank you.

Oh, Ben, you Oreo, those men aren’t unemployed. They’re members of the new economy! They’re dealing drugs!

I went down. I went down in that Musky, Boring old tunnel. Know what I found? Pedophiles.

Only, and I say this respectfully, if the cemeteries are privately owned for-profit enterprises.

Be wary, walking those darkening streets. Beware of the fancy cars!