Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Read the democratic debate break down clearly linked at the top of this article and see the mention of the upcoming democratic debate in the conclusion. Read before you comment please. Oh and not everyone puts on a team jersey everyday and cheers blindly like an idiot for one side or the other. There is no place for…

Now I want a soup-breathing hippo. A tiny one, that lives on my desk and sharpens my pencils...and makes sure my mouse always has fresh batteries.

The truth is out there

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it.

The Panthers decided they DIDN’T want that headache, so they turned Hardy loose and have been fine ever since.

This is a hilarious, hilariously dumb take that I unfortunately knew would be down here somewhere.

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

Seeing that they play in Detroit next week, the Packers should have no trouble getting a much-needed shot in the arm. Or the toe. Or wherever they can find veins. Shots of heroin. Because drugs are widely available in Detroit. Because Detroit is a ruined place. America’s in trouble, folks.

I don’t live in Lake County but I work there, and the outrage and support for this officer’s “execution” was intense and super-racist. My old hs English teacher and a few others changed their fb pictures to “Blue Lives Matter” and talked about the “war on police”.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

Will drew ever win enough playing Daily Fantasy to actually have enough to meet the minimum withdrawal requirement? I’d bet on that.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

“I’m confused why this article is so positive. When my name is in a headline like that, everyone tells me I should retire... uh... I’m also confused about how I got here?”
-Wes Welker

Good for Daniel. Congrats on having the best Victor Cruz Halloween costume that I’ve ever seen.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more pure declaration of love.

She was good. Cogent, useful analysis that was both a million times better than and a welcome relief from Curt Schilling and John Kruk farting at each other.

I apologize for calling her “Tits McGhee”. No one should ever be called “Tits McGhee”. If ever there was a name not to call a girl like Jessica, it would be “Tits McGhee”.