As good as that play call and recovery were, that kick was perfect. I don’t understand why more college teams don’t put more effort into recruiting special teams players - I feel like every time I’ve watched Alabama play, the commentators have mentioned either Griffith or their punter (who is also reallllllly fucking…
Yep, my bad - I meant the OP. We cool, bottle_of_richard_cream?
Is this a really dumb way of saying that ‘Bama’s other championships are illegitimate because they weren’t played in a playoff system?
See, this guy gets it...
Not a fan when I first saw this today, but the more I’m thinking about it, the more this truck (vehicle?) makes sense to me.
Drew, I realize this is a real hard time for you, and I just want to let you know that we, the readers of Deadspin, will continue to email you stories of our most heinous, awkward, and disgusting shits, in this, your most trying time.
+2 arms to cling to
Actually, no - you can hate those, AND they’re bad.
He kind of looks like Peyton Manning if Peyton Manning took a bunch of HGH.... oh wait...
Ultimate Car Fixing Man is better. Amazing Car Fixing Man is a little bitch...
Who the fuck is Mitch Hundred...?
that was more a jab at the Hawks attendance numbers... not my best work, I’ll admit that much.
Replace Schofield with “Typical Atlanta Hawks Fan” and it still works
Also frosted waffles...don’t forget about frosted waffles...
The only time I’ve been in a Supercar was in the back of my friend’s dad’s (512? can’t remember the model) 2+2 Ferrari. I was about 6’4” at the time and both my friend and his dad were well under 6’. Guess who got to sit up front and enjoy all that gated-shifting action up close as we cruised up and down I-94? Here’s…
I get taint cramps all the time, usually when I’m taking a real big shit. I’ve gone 27 years thinking this was normal...
That joke was good, but far from the Kremlin de creme
Ok
He’s elite for sure - going undefeated with a loss? Not sure how that isn’t elite-level.