Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin’ ‘bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That’s their one, that’s their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain’t shit.

Great use of that first round draft pick.

Ashley, it’s already great to have you here FT and sportsing real hard.

I’m so glad that Ashley landed here

NEVER LEAVE US ASHLEY.

Come on, dude. He said “a smart understanding of what rape is becoming and what we’re now understanding about it.” He’s making exactly the point you say he should be making. Jesus, why does this conversation always devolve into policing people for not phrasing things in exactly the way people like you approve of?

True. The Olympics has been murdered by many capable women so far.

It’s the ten days of funerary games following my burial that are proving the most financially draining. Apparently all the glitter and feathers needed to turn four chariots worth of horses into “pretty pretty princess Pegasus unicorns” is not easy on the Hello Kitty pink glitter coin purse. Glitter may cost extra, but…

She can haz cheezburger. Yes, it's a McDouble. Only the best.

Neil Gaiman is always a good idea! Have you read American Gods? Good for the kindle too since it’s a zillion pages long.

*comes back to life*

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

The story behind that second gif still makes me weak af.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

This isn’t a question, but a true story:

Every Thanksgiving and Christmas, my mom would make deviled eggs, and she always cut them across the short side. Always. And then when I grew old enough to take on the job of making the deviled eggs, I always cut them across the short side, too. Because that was how my mom…

Please thank this loyal citizen for planting the seed.