Foxy Grandpa Wants To Get To Know Fellow Foxy Grandpa

I actually just bought a brand-new laptop today! It's been in the plans for a couple of weeks, and I was getting antsy.

It kinda hurts to see what kind of reputation North Carolina has. Not all of us are terrible, guys, I swear.

Nah, man. I'm 22 and I don't fuck with any of that.

What the fuck's a leppo?

Overwatch won't run on my computer, but I'm tempted to buy it anyway. I've never really "shipped" characters in a series, but… I love everyone in that game.

All i see on my Twitter is indie gamedev and shitposting, though.

Most of them are probably preoccupied with beating their meat right now.

While we're shitting on furries, did you know the biggest furr fansite, FurAffinity, was the target of one of the world's largest data breaches last year? Everyone's username, encrypted password, and the password hash used to encrypt them got leaked, meaning anyone with the know-how (it's not hard) could decrypt their…

You must be great at parties.

Cranberry vape juice sounds pretty tasty ngl

How else are we gonna let the KGB into our homes?

I just found out about Zeke and Jeff in a news article on another website, and… I'm shocked. I'm furious and I'm ready to cry.

Hey, uh. Why hasn't a Newswire been posted about last night's Survivor? A man got outed as trans last night, and I'm only just now hearing about it on Facebook.

There are very few things that gross me out. Wet paper is one of them. Saliva is another.

I say that like once a day.

I've never heard of any of my friends using it for streaming, though. It's Netflix for TV and Redbox for movies.

I just googled Snapewife and BOY HOWDY

Oh. Ew.

I though he was gay.