I feel like I'm being waterboarded. 

I’m more and more confident that this picture has never contributed anything of value to any conversation ever

Imagine being sttessed in a timebomb situation where there’s demons invading and people are turning your town into a petri dish for otherworldly bioweapons. Imagine actually yelling at people in a situation like that. I know that I, a nice guy, would never lose my cool like Hopper did and therefore I’m a better man…

DAVID HOPPER IS NOT A WALRUS

I’m just more exhausted by the premise than anything. “Wot if the Beatlez never happuned? How terrible would THAT be?” Also the idea that the Beatles would have the same cultural impact if they happened today, in our current cultural landscape, because... it’s the Beatles? I guess? It’s just dumb.

How much is Google paying you per comment?

We don’t take kindly to eugenics round these parts.

So is it gory? I'm up for a bad time, but not if it's like, super violent. 

*flips the lightswitch on and off* WELCOME TO HELL! WEPCOME TO HELL!

Nah, they got his brother. It’s a pretty good performance, though.

Enjoy being spied on, I guess.

Allegedly? There's VIDEO.

Vis a vis the Sims, a tiny house lets you spend less of your starting funds (a measly $20,000 simoleons or thereabouts, just barely enough for a very modest full-size home, possibly without essential furnishings like a fridge and a bed), which means you can afford larger families and more fun stuff early on. A cute…

I’ve heard XV is a disjointed mess and it’s kept me from picking it up. I’m very excited to hear a new take on the game now that it’s, for the most part, “done.”

Real cool how you saw someone posting a big suicide risk warning flag and your first thought was to say it’s a manipulative cry for help

Are... are there still bronies? Is that still a thing?

Hey Grimes? Everything going okay over at Tesla? 

I would have preferred not to think about Sean Connery’s balls.

Man, the dlcs are forty fucking dollars a pop, and the in-game content gallery practically doesn’t work without them. People are allowed to compain about them being feature-thin. 

Sexy sexism? Sexyism???