What about Benedict Cumberbatch, Dennis? Was he good? Are ANY of the other sketches good? Where's the rest of this review?

Isn't moby the one who made that awful goddamn music video about how awful it is that people have cell phones? That was stupid as shit.

AH HA HA HA GET FUCKED

Nah, nope. It's still weird.

Yikes.

Bob Dylan won a Nobel Prize and no one can find the fucker, so there's one role model.

I mean, how bad can it be?

Can't agree with you there, Mike: the best part of The Think is Kurt Russell.

Nash Grier is a piece of shit anyway.

White feminist co-opting black art? I mean, sure, the internet's not happy.

I'm too much of a wuss to do anything with the word 'horror' in it by myself, and I really wanna see a man's brain get fried. You can't even find gifs of the good parts from the last two seasons on Tumblr. Shit's frustrating.

Civilization has taken over my life. Please, send help.

That was wonderful.

I think the problem here has more to do with you.

Bush lamenting about how it sometimes takes decades for people to get credit for their accomplishments drew a belly laugh out of me.

Are all of you too young to remember people making the same dumb joke about the 360?

Since when? I thought there was a distinction.

Nintendo pretty much has a built-in audience at this point. It varies from person to person, but people who like videogames are all probably at least a little excited for this.

They call it the Switch because when you see it, you turn around 360 degrees and walk away!

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK, THEY REVEALED THE NX