Oh, good. I was wondering what to think about it.

But what if she was THE VILLAIN

But that's exactly the issue, isn't it? I would have loved for Fantastic Four to prove that race doesn't matter as long as the character is kept intact, but the whole movie shows a flippant and careless disregard for the source material that just can't be salvaged. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Michael B.…

I guess there is such a thing as bad press. Whenever I hear the word "Arbys" now, I connect it to the nihilist_arbys twitter account.

Is it racist to think this is gonna suck? Because I might be racist.

she done fucked up her life, that's what about it

GODDAMN FUCKING LIBERALS FORCING ME TO PAY OUT THE ASS EVERY TIME SOME SNOT-NOSED TEN-YEAR-OLD RUNS HIS FRESH-CAUGHT RATTATA UP AGAINST THE LOCAL GYM AND GETS WIPED

He's the Meme Hero. Every basic, entry-level fanwank who's proud of what a geek she is will be lining up to see it.

What the hell do you mean, the next one?

LET ME BE YOUR WIFE

I felt like it was a little too jam-packed, honestly. It tried to be a character episode, it tried to be a D'n'D episode (which I swear we need more of), and it just didn't have the time for all of that. Gravity Falls has handled these episodes much better (Giffany, anyone?), so it was a little disappointing that we…

Hey, that's my insurance lawyer!

There's just no way to trust a man with a name like that. He's probably connected to the mob.

Current context notwithstanding (that's a fucked-up thing to say, Dan), "Creepy as fuck" has become a calling card for me to mentally check out. Guaranteed the thing it's describing isn't as fucked up as it sounds.

Remember when Valve made games? Those were good days.

Marah Eakin, maybe.

Fans and followers are two different things, to be fair.

Whoop-de-doo. A blogger stole a lame joke from another blogger. I don't feel sympathy for Davon for not knowing how the internet works.

So that's what she looks like.

THERE ARE THINGS WE DON'T TALK ABOUT, EVEN HERE AT THE A.V. CLUB, AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM.