"ugh wow look at these fedoralord neckbeards and their opinions that aren't mine wow guys"

Freshman year? God bless you, man.

oh my god WHO GIVES A SHIT

I was gonna flip out if Kingdom Hearts wasn't on this list. March Caprice still makes me tear up.

Truth right there. If any part of the game is worth purchasing (and it is!), Disasterpeace's soundtrack deserves it the most.

I've had a personal connection with Persona 3 since I played it back in 2009, and to this day I can't bring myself to take the soundtrack off of my MP3 player.

John Travolta Mumbles

I mean, you had to be stinky fucking rich to afford a slave. And if you could only afford one slave, then that meant you had better and more important things to be spending your money on, so there was no point.

How much more phallic can a cigar get? Do they sell them with a bulbous head and balls?

I would gladly take schlubby Chris Pratt in a second.

The article title refers to Portishead as a unit, and income from streaming services would affect the entire band as a unit.

We were doing well until you showed up.

Well, that was terrible.

Do people really give a shit about those tweets? There were less than a dozen of them, none less than four years old, that someone evidently spent a good hour digging for just to find something to get mad at.

I knew a kid in high school who dressed like that. I think he's in jail now.

That sounds terrifying.

There's a dude in it.

It's whatever you want it to mean, really.

That's not sexist, that's just cliched.

For what it's worth, that part at the end where the monsters all start pouring out of the elevators makes for a fantastic reaction gif.